搞笑自我評價（精選3篇）

搞笑自我評價 篇1

1, tiger mouth tooth, dance with wolves is my career, some people say that I am bold, in fact, I am very timid, no way, I am a zoo veterinarian & & 2, and we are not blowing, my professional status, how much Officer to see me, have to bow to bow, I let him bow he did not dare look up, I let him rise he did not dare to bow, you do not believe it, I'm a national super-barber & &

3, hand knife, his hands covered with blood, my every day is spent in the Daoguang ax shadow, think of those tragic death in my hands of life, I really have nothing to say, so I, others The Public Security Bureau did not catch, the court does not sentence, said I was too small, they do not want to control, you say no gas, I am the meat factory slaughtering & &

4, say I have money, I do not feel a little ye? But my work is really counting the number of money every day, when the number of busy box into a bundle of the number of idle time is also put into the number of put down, Gesanchaiwu also a few dollars and other foreign currencies, you tell me, and sometimes Count the number of money hand cramps children ah, you say I am blowing, I blow Sha Mo, I was a bank teller.

5, I do, but one of the best in the world, my customers are all emperors and princess, say you may not believe, I am a kindergarten math teacher, I will teach those little princesses every day count, 1,2 &&

6, it is said that you drink all day long, there are people to give you money, how can there be a good thing, you do not believe this good thing really let me stand, in fact, nothing, I winery sommelier.

7, cattle Hana, when a small official children do not know ye to friends, tell you, Comin met me, and I let you on you, so you under the next, the letter does not? Stare at the eyeball ah, say a joke is also angry ah, you do not know I was open the elevator you?

8, you do not look at me to earn much, looks like the general, I kinda quite touching the small sample it, a lot of people just saw my face, was my image and temperament fascinated! You say I am blowing, this thing I blow Han, do not believe you inquire about, as the anesthesiologist, in our hospital operating room, I personally captured the hearts of many people! 9, you look like I look good is not, tell you, I also mad it, looking for the object in this area I am definitely a master, I was at the yellow, yellow place, you, Minger months, one year For a few it, so there are NPC to give me a lot of money too! You say, I am && thinking how complicated it, to tell you, ah, I'm a decent person! Well, do not tell you nonsense, I have to filming, the director, who I set and yellow?

10, I am the old number in the unit, the family lacked Han I get from the unit, small ink pen and ink paper, large portable computer, the most cattle is two days ago, I actually in front of all employees, in broad daylight , The unit manager in the office of a leather sofa hire people to go home, is the case, the unit did not like to see people like Leng, regardless of the tube!What do you say? Our unit tube loose? Tell you, our strict management unit, but a name, usually if you do not have a legitimate reason, want to go home with a piece of paper is immune! I do not sell you off you, think about this kind of thing, in addition to the private sector as the only investor and CEOs of me, who would dare so arrogant it?

搞笑自我評價 篇2

我善于思考、勤于動手，求知欲強(qiáng)，具有較強(qiáng)的團(tuán)隊精神，即使有時情緒煩躁也能及時地進(jìn)行自我調(diào)整。從小到大，對學(xué)習(xí)，我都抱著一種堅持不懈的態(tài)度。高中期間，我努力學(xué)習(xí)，全面發(fā)展，曾多次名列班級前三。我不僅僅用心協(xié)助老師開展工作，是老師的得力助手，在同學(xué)朋友遇到問題時，我也會以一顆真誠的心來幫忙他們。

當(dāng)然在遇到困難時，我也曾想過放下。高一時，我以前連續(xù)幾次成績不盡如人意，但在父母老師與朋友們的鼓勵下，我又一次戰(zhàn)勝了自身。同時，我用心參加社會公益活動，一次次的社會實踐活動讓我深知團(tuán)隊協(xié)作精神與采取切實有效的計劃都是十分重要的。此外，我愛好廣泛，在音樂和體育方面尤為突出。我不僅僅能夠獨奏鋼琴，具有較好的聲樂基礎(chǔ)，同時也十分愛好體育運動，如籃球、游泳等。并在籃球聯(lián)賽上做出過較大貢獻(xiàn)。

搞笑自我評價 篇3

我是一位熱愛生活，做事認(rèn)真的人。在高中階段的學(xué)習(xí)生活中，我不但學(xué)到了豐富的知識，同時，在各方面也得到了完善。在困難面前，我從不后退，總是開動腦 筋，想方設(shè)法去解決問題，克服困難。而每解決一位問題，克服一位困難，都使我的信心得到了提升。我相信，只要有足夠的.自信，加上加倍的努力，就一定能夠戰(zhàn) 勝各種艱難險阻，通向成功的彼岸。

在高中階段的學(xué)習(xí)過程中，我能夠認(rèn)真對待每一門課程，認(rèn)真預(yù)習(xí)，積極復(fù)習(xí)。遇到問題，向同學(xué)請教，向老師咨詢。我會不斷改進(jìn)學(xué)習(xí)方法，調(diào)整學(xué)習(xí)計劃，合理安排時間。我把學(xué)習(xí)當(dāng)成獲取知識，豐富自身的樂事，對它充滿了興趣。

我有正確的人生觀和價值觀。善于與同學(xué)溝通，同他們建立良好的關(guān)系，盡最大的努力幫助他人。在生活中，我能夠尊重師長，孝敬父母。我能夠積極參加學(xué)校和社會上組織的有益活動，以豐富自身的課余生活。我喜歡體育，并積極參與其中，在運動中體會快樂，收獲健康。

我身上還存在著不少缺點和不足，今后，我要加倍努力，不斷完善自我。